they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(Source: smokinjaycutler)
you spend 1/3 of your life just sleeping. that means if you live to be 90 you will have spent nearly 30 years simply being asleep. wrap your fuckin mind around that
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: jessicairani)
- gay guy: *cough*
- white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
- Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
- Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
- Normal people: you're making me blush!
- Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
- Normal people: we're spooning
- Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
- Normal people: my life is falling apart
- Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
- Normal people: marry me?
- Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
- Normal people: i really want to kiss you
- Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
- Normal people: let's cuddle
- Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms
- Normal people: i want to hug you
- Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
- Normal people: she's a crack whore prostitute
- Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man
- Normal people: i'm sad and lonely
- Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
- Normal people: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
- Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed
- Normal people: expect me to drunk diall you later
- Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
